Did you know?...According to the Daniel Bester Accademy of Clothing Identification, suspenders are in fact nothing more than a weak form of overall.
Chedder is perhaps the most evil cheese in the world, for it constantly taunts the other cheeses by saying the phrase "Chedderis better" over and over and over again. It's driving the Fetta mad.
Cornucopia does not actually mean "Horn of Plenty," but rather plenty of corn.
Did you Know? All the golfballs in the world, if collected in one jar, would require a very large jar, probably bigger than any jar you've ever seen.
Did you know? Bivalves are not called bivalves because they have two shells, but rather as a subliminal ploy by the valve industry to get consumers to purchase more valves.
Although peices of literature such as Beowulf, Murder in the Cathedral, Metamorphasis, Emma, A Tale of Two Cities, Jane Eyre, or The Illiad have been read over and studied for years, or even centures, it does not change the fact that they're boring, obtuse, and painful to read, and of no real value to anyone in the real world.