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Jeremy J. Rosen

A.K.A.
Monkey Boy, Monkey Pants, Cap'n Tripps, Trippinsi, Jeremuhamed, Bitch-Dog. Also answers to "Hey, you!"
 
Height: 5'2''
Weight: 230-300lbs
Eyes: Blue
Mouth: Purty
Batting Average: .002
RBI: 01
Rebounds: 6
 
Wanted For: Raids against monestaries on the English shores, and for various Viking related activities including pillaging, looting, burning, and braiding.
 
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Rosen is completely bald, a fact which he conceals by wearing a comical long red wig. He also has a tattoo on his chest of the cast of "Happy Days" playing shuffleboard during the Battle of Trafalgar.
 
 

VoxHumana: Funnier than George Walton.