Astrological Sign: Nemesis
Weapon: F-117A Stealth Fighter
Fighting Style: The Penguin
Favorite Movie: Vatican City Civil War 2, A Friar's Revenge
Favorite Book: The Nice and Accurate Prophesies of Agnes Nutter
Goal in Life: To subdue her enemies beneath her feet, and to do some gardening maybe.
The origins of Brandie's early life are shrouded in mystery and myth, although it is known that she studied under Tsing Lao Tzun at the Dragon Temple. She first gained international notoriety after her unsucessful bid for the Iowa gubinitorial race, after which she took up the cause of Toaster Oven Rights until finally landing a job as a writer for Pravda. It was in this post that Brandie, due to a clerical error, was accidentally awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine. After refusing to surrender the award to the proper authorities, Brandie escaped into the Los Angeles underground, where it is rumored that she a helps some new and interesting person with a problem each week, as a sort of one-woman vigilante squad. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire...The Intruder.